*enter music and 25 gorgeous 20-something men (think GQ here people…)with briefcases…*
Hello, and welcome to REAL or NOT REAL – the show that helps you determine if the marketing geniuses at ACME are behind these fabulous new products or if they actually are products that someone “WILL BUY”…I’m Wowie Canttell – and our first contestant is IDA Buyanything.
In the first case – the iARM…the hands free device for all of your electronic needs…
IDA: *excited shopper with credit card in hand…*
REAL, definately real Wowie! I want ten!
Wowie: oh. so CLOSE…but oh so far- no, unfortunately this one is not real. Please exit slowly as not to hurt yourself.
OK, for our next contestant – Cyn E. Cal
Cyn – here is your product – tell me, real, or not real: The BUTTER STICK…
Cyn E Cal: Oh Wowie, give me something hard, this is definitely NOT REAL. Seriously, who would buy this?
Wowie: Are you sure about that?
Cyn: Totally, there’s no way that is a real Product…give me the money and let’s move on.
Wowie: OH So sorry! The butter stick IS Real. In fact, it is popular in New Zealand, and was in fact the subject of a Science fair project at Kamo Intermediate School. Better luck Next time Cyn E Cal…
*Cyn E Cal leaves with the beefcake man and the briefcase waving his arms and shouting out various obscenities at Wowie*
Wowie: Some people just cannot handle the truth!
Okay, for our final product today, tell me new contestant Max Dought – is this REAL or NOT REAL – this one comes to us all the way from our friends in Japan…
Max Dought – real or not real?
Max: Wowie, I’m just not sure on this one, but it really SEEMS like a good idea…
Wowie: We really need an answer.
Max: I just don’t know!!!
Wowie:Well, that’s all the time we have for today! Tune in next week to find out if this product is REAL or NOT REAL! In the mean time – you can cast your vote below!
Happy shopping everyone!