But you can also scare the crap out of your kids while you do it.
It’s a win win.
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Three years ago, we lived in a town called Laveen, Arizona. It was the height of the wildfire season, and we were under a constant threat of evacuation as a fire burned approximately three miles from our home.
Even though we had two major roads to serve as fire breaks, I was still concerned. It isn’t every day that a fire threatens to wipe out your entire neighborhood, your schools, parks, stores, homes…Let’s just say it was a tiny bit disconcerting.
One thing I had working in my favor was this.
This is Life.doc - and it’s definitely a Fabulous Find. Inside this seemingly unassuming little binder are several tabs – organizing your most important documents and papers. There’s a place for birth certificates, immunization records, insurance policies, emergency contact numbers, health records (was little Jimmy allergic to penicillin or was it Tabitha?). It takes a few hours to set up and fill out – but worth every minute once done.
In addition, we also have Valuables.doc- the binder to help you catalog all your valuables and irreplaceable in the event of something truly unimaginable, like a wildfire or home burglary. There’s a place to store photos, receipts, serial numbers, and other important –yet easily forgettable in a stressful situation – information.
Get Buttoned UP! has products for organizing and simplifying many aspects of life. And I truly do consider them a Fabulous Find.
Ummm…. yea, that clears it up, thanks.
This is a very funny toy with a famous proverb "Money talks". Beautiful and funny song sings "money,money,money...I can do anything for you". Best gift for the kids. Description:
This Funny Skeleton Toy is a very funny Kids Toy with a famous proverb : Money makes the mare go.
A super funny Grinder Toy for your kids who is ups to 3 years old
Made of durable hard plastic
Grinding Skeleton Toy powered by 3AA batteries(not included)
Open the up cover of millstone, put some shampoo in it.
Add 10ml water from the pinhole
Fix the skeleton
Turn on the switch
Put a coin into the rectangle hole and then you can see the skeleton is grinding for money with flashing. When the foam falls off, open the up cover, put some shampoo and water in the millstone will be ok.
Isn’t he a cute little guy?
(and I say he because I firmly believe this one has to be a boy – and yes, I do name all my stuffed animals – why do you ask?)
Anyway – this little guy is special. He’s apparently your new best buddy in the car.
He’s your Tiddy Bear.
He rides on your shoulder strap snuggling up to you and keeping your most delicate and sensitive skin from chafing from the seat belt.
Here’s the infomercial:
I’m no guy – but I know several, and I’m married to one…and I’m sure that had this been invented by a man – this little guy would look more like this:
(admit it, you’re diggin’ on the photoshop skills….)
Frosted Lucky Charms --- THEY’RE Magically Delicious!(okay, so the Lucky Charms Jingle has nothing to do with these pet costumes…but it’s been in my head all day, and now it’s in yours. You’re welcome.)
In these tough times – put it back into the glass, and it’s ready to drink again…
“Do NOT allow the child to put the bottle or lids in his or her mouth”.Yes, thank you for telling me that…wow, catastrophe avoided.
My two year old looks absolutely adorable in her footie pajamas.
They are pink, have polka dots, and are made of a soft velour fabric that makes you want to snuggle up to her and just hold her close forever.
So, who wouldn’t want a pair of those pajamas?
Um yea, because nothing says “sexy” like four yards of pink velour on a fully grown woman. The folks at pajama gram seem to have it all worked out – you see, you can only buy this beauty in a set.
That’s right ladies – this one is two gifts in one. You get the sexy red ruby velour two piecer for those nights when you are – let’s say, “in the mood”….and for the nights when you aren’t…well, just don this beauty, I have a feeling it’ll will work much quicker than any cold shower ever could.
Thank you Kim G. for finding this one…I’m still looking for the video.
After writing this post, I received call from a girlfriend of mine. She actually did receive this very Hoodie Footie as a valentine’s gift from her boyfriend. It made me think about a previously un-thought of group of people affected by purchases of the products featured here on SWBI … the recipients. Let’s all hold a moment of silence for those who must smile, grin and bear such gifts…and a special moment for my friend…thank you.
I’m a mother of five, and I have to admit – sometimes it’s difficult to keep my ever watchful eye on all five children at once. And don’t get me started on when they were babies…oh goodness…they were all over the house – and lightning fast! Too bad I didn’t have a Baby Keeper! Oh no, of course not…I wasn’t quite that lucky.
Okay…so maybe this is a much better idea than hanging your child on the door knob in a plastic sack (which I also do NOT recommend – for the record. I mean hey – if those bags rip with only a few cans of corn in them…not that I’ve tried it, because I haven’t, really.) It’s also a much better method than this:
I mean the money saved on the repainting and duct tape alone…
(I’m shaking my head here…really, I’ve got nothing more to add to this – okay, you know me better than that, I have A LOT more I can add to this, but there is only so much time in the day…and you, my dear readers, need to get back to work….)
What is your first thought each morning when you wake?
Are you happy?
Are you anxious to start your day with sunshine and rainbows with the occasional bunny hopping by?
OR is it more like – the first person to speak to you is going to regret it…especially if you haven’t left the safe and comfortable confines of your bed…
Yes, that’s more like me too. So I can assure you – I will not ever own one of these:
Small and unassuming – yes. Annoying and possible morning murder weapon? Absolutely.
So what does it do? Instead of waking you up with music or in extreme cases loud buzzing noises…this one wakes you with the cheery voice of Jeeves…England’s favorite butler.
"Excuse me sir, I'm so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning... Very inconvenient, I agree... I believe it is the rotation of the Earth that is to blame, sir,"
"Shall I inform the news agencies that you are about to rise, sir?"
And if you don’t wake up to Jeeves’ gentle prodding…the thing starts beeping at a gentle but loud frequency. Pressing snooze doesn’t alleviate the pain either…Jeeves simply replies: "Sir has a firm touch, but fair"
Oh Brother…I have a feeling it’d end up embedded in my bedroom wall on the first morning, but that’s just a feeling.
Found Here. (Hammacher Schlemmer – you know the annoying airplane catalog people.)
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